Why ‘The Real Housewives Of Miami’ Is The Best Reality Franchise On TV

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Pippen appeared as respects Bravo’s biotype body pertinent to the unrefutability subfamily gangplank 2011. In 2021, the grant was relaunched as respects the Peacock, and oneself correlative advocate alums Lisa Hochstein and Alexia Echevarria. The secondary OGs, Marysol Patton and Adriana de Moura, rehabilitation unto the roles pertinent to housewives’ mates. New color balance members reembody experience framer Guerdy Abraira, Dr. Nicole Martin and Julia Lemigova, the measly LGBTQ housewives, on even with duplicate Kiki Barth, who’s a supporter pertinent to the sketch.

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“You statement what’s exceptional?” Pippen told Hochstein at his housewarming. “subconscious self went on-line the secondary day glow and cut body backward how himself guys rent charge renounced your hedge in each paid holiday unto run up against the antichresis.”

Then, Hochstein spirals and they fight about this exchange for several episodes. Hochstein can’t stand people thinking he’s going to get a mortgage. I had no idea that I was told having a mortgage was like being called a slur to some rich people.

I love it when my escapist TV shows call me poor.

I don’t condone all of Pippen’s behavior — notably the accusations about Martin possibly threatening his employment as an anesthesiologist — but he’s more interesting now than he was in the show’s first season, where he only lasted seven episodes. At that time, she was reportedly considered “to boot intransigent,” but now, with a completely new pattern of face, body and speech, she has blossomed into a Real Housewife and is now a master of the form.

Of course, it’s not all in vain.

I appreciate the more serious subject matter, like Hochstein’s acrimonious and public split from her husband Lenny. All the women — especially Pippen — rallied behind him. Lemigova is also trying to adopt a child and has to deal with possible complications under Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Martin tries to reconcile with his father despite their past. And Echevarria highlights the de Moya Foundation, a charity who has done amazing work with his son Frankie. He has mental problems related to a brain injury he sustained in a childhood accident.

But the show was also very silly of de Moura, who after attacking Pippen about his alleged BBL, got the nonsurgical version of that procedure on the show. I can’t blame him for getting a freebie, but it was fun front.

“RHOM” is well-balanced in its real storylines — resulting in a show that many Bravo fans think is now probably the best in the entire Housewives universe. That’s not to say that other franchises are now flops by comparison. I love all my Real Housewives, but also love being honest about the product.

As far as Bravo franchises go, “Potomac” remains the best of the bunch. But the current season, which airs its season finale on Sunday, has fallen because of all the fakeness.

This week, “Potomac” star Robyn Dixon recognized her ”Reasonably Shady” podcast that she learned about her husband Juan’s alleged infidelity during the pandemic before filming Season 7.

“Juan is an jester and communicated even with this female as respects Instagram cause, himself statement, no matter, ego’s moribund. He wants care. This is the inoculable. Blah, hollow, hollow,” ego defined. “They are not dating. He didn’t fly him anywhere.”

Dixon no doubt responded only now because a viral TikTok video shared Juan’s cheating allegations that included a hotel receipt.

While one can understand why Robyn might not want to volunteer that information on national television, she is on a reality show and is expected to talk about her life. As viewers, I don’t have to wait for that kind of intel from a podcast, especially when it teases more details about the incident via Patreon, a subscription-based content platform.

Is my cable bill not enough?

Besides, if I ever get married, go on a reality show, and tease selling details on Patreon — keep my internet access away from me.

What’s even more frustrating is that while Dixon and some of her co-stars kept that information to the show, we’ve been treated to unsubstantiated rumors about the other wives all season.

As Robyn’s castmate, and my personal highlight of the season, Candiace Dillard, tweeted: “It destroys the integrity of the premise of our show. It dances to the intelligence of viewers who follow our stories and discover their own parallels in our lives. And when it’s not that deep, it just occludes the amusement.”

Then there’s the matter of Jen Shah, who was sentenced to just 6.5 years in prison for wire fraud. I don’t know what will happen to the franchise in Shah’s absence, but I encourage the producers to invest in deeper background checks on its cast members.

I hope the producers of other franchises like “Potomac” and “Beverly Hills” encourage cast members to be their true selves and tell their true stories.

Until then, if you want to see the best of Real Housewives, turn to the Peacock and see why “Miami” excels where so many other franchises have failed.